The Mold of Yancy - "It's in the nature of things that expectations... get disappointed."
The Man Who Japed - "The calamitous decline in the value of all investments and the impending total collapse of the dollar will render the true value of the average savings account or investment portfolio roughly equal to a bucket of warm piss."
Radio Free Albemuth - "Yesterday, Pakistani president Asif Ali Zardari signed a law making cyber terror a crime "punishable with death." "
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