A Terran Odyssey - "By using unique robotic control algorithms, the suit works with the user rather than for the user. This allows the user to experience the sensation of walking autonomously and a chance at a normal life."
Sales Pitch - "Reportedly, deodorant manufacturer Right Guard has created an armpit-based method of advertising which has cleverly been dubbed "pitvertising." "
Galactic Pot-Healer - "The book consists of 25,000 of Wikipedia's most frequently accessed articles in printed form."
Radio Free Albemuth - "All of that is pretty outrageous. But it gets better."
--- Dick-Headline --- A nation of shoppers who feel empty inside... | "We’ve got lo-fi, we’ve got tie-dye, we’ve got grey and brown and black. We’ve got stickers on guitars, we’ve got a tape for Steve Lamacq. We’ve got celibate lead singers, we’ve got Sebadoh’s and Docs, but what ain’t we got? We ain’t got mates." Half Man Half Biscuit, Four Skinny Indie Kids (Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral, Probe Plus Records 1998) |