Palmer Eldritch - Good morning, IT Helpdesk.
Little Miss Spritely - Oh, hi! How are you? Are you alright?
Palmer Eldritch - I'm fine, thank you. Are you alright?
Little Miss Spritely - Yes, lovely, thanks. I've got a bit of a favour to ask, really. It's about my iPhone. I've cracked the screen.
Palmer Eldritch - Oh dear.
Little Miss Spritely - Yes, it's really annoying, actually. I've got this leather case that's falling to bits and it just sort of slipped out. Anyway, there's bits of glass everywhere. I was wondering - do you have any of those screen protectors I could use to stick the screen back together?
Palmer Eldritch - I don't think we do - you can still use what's left of the screen, then?
Little Miss Spritely - Oh yes, it's fine. It's just broken.
Palmer Eldritch - Well, I shall ask and see.
Little Miss Spritely - Thank you. I suppose it's like asking for a condom after she's already pregnant! In the meantime, do you think clingfilm would work?
Palmer Eldritch - Not as a condom, no. . .
