We Can Build You - "A remarkably lifelike Audio-Animatronics figure of President Barack Obama enters the spotlight..."
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch - "I think it is legitimate to take a broader view, and include externally transmitted information, as well as DNA, in the evolution of the human race."
A Scanner Darkly - "Sure, you might find out Bob in accounting takes a really long lunch, but do you really need to spend $20,000 and piss off your entire workforce to prove that?"
Faith Of Our Fathers - "The smile-evaluating software takes a picture of Keihin employees every morning and assigns smile values to various parts of the face. It then adds those values and delivers a smile scan score."
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