Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

The Minority Report - "Wait - can a president really pardon someone who hasn't even been charged with a crime?" ( Plotinus strikes again )

The Simulacra - "Fake coffee on the real news, two plastic cups permanently filled with some kind of bogus drink. The anchors aren't even supposed to acknowledge them..."

Radio Free Albemuth - "She was yelling 'I have power, I have power, I have power...' "

The Preserving Machine - "Brilliant assemblage sculptor Jeremy Mayer has put up a new gallery of his work, which transforms parts from old typewriters into exotic, fanciful and expressive humans and animals."

Return Match - "The company may be toymakers, but this gun is no toy."

Vulcan's Hammer - "Of course, the researchers aren't satisifed with things just yet, and they're promising to make an even smaller DelFly Nano bot that'd have a two-inch wingspan and weigh just a single gram."

Sales Pitch - "The camera on the display uses face recognition technology to instantly work out if you're male or female and puts you in an age category before throwing up relevant ads."

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--- Dick-Headline --- Gemini Division Is Like Blade Runner, But Terrible

"I should be standing in a chaos of sunflowers with a girl from Machynlleth, but I'm down at the Children's Zoo, kicking off on the goats." Half Man Half Biscuit, Floreat Inertia (This Leaden Pall, Probe Plus Records 1993)

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