Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

Your Friday Sign of the Times

The Hood Maker - "Not only could the cell phone signals alter a person's behavior during the call, the effects of the disrupted brain-wave patterns continued long after the phone was switched off."

Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said - " "We want to put the issue to rest," he said, noting that all along, the FBI only wanted to talk to the men."

Radio Free Albemuth - "Mike Schuck, chief executive of AABC, says that theft by members of staff costs the British economy billions of pounds each year and rejects the notion that the register is a blacklist."

Sales Pitch - "If you’re gonna say, ‘Buy my insurance because of these boobs,’ I say ‘No thanks.’ But if you say, ‘What’s more Brazilian than a naked Brazilian and her Brazilian drink,’ I say, ‘What time’s happy hour.’ "

VALIS - "Case two was a 62-year-old surfer. He heard the opening bars of Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child for six months, when there was really no sound there. This man had mild deafness and smoked cannabis but otherwise had no other relevant medical history."

The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch - "And the only thing that'll be able to help them... is a fleet of flying trucks that look an awful lot like beefed-up versions of Star Wars' land speeders."

Farcebook

Second Variety - "...this August, we'll see an unmanned buggy that can analyze a gunman's movements, a self-propelled, remote-controlled camera and minuscule helicopters used for reconnaissance missions."

We Can Remember It For You Wholesale - "Hoffman is on a quest to find his memories and figure out why the people he's killed keep coming back to life."

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--- Dick-Headline --- First-Ever Example of a Computer Hack Attacking People's Brains

"Once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grated knees. You hang-glide with the Numanoids and stopped my rare disease - the one in which I get these silly visions in my mind and have to write them all down for the nurse." Half Man Half Biscuit, Numanoid Hang-glide (This Leaden Pall, Probe Plus Records 1993)

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