Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

Sales Pitch - "At the risk of descending into cliché, this is intellectual property gone mad."

Dr. Futurity - "As if the idea of colonoscopies didn't sound uncomfortable enough, now researchers are developing self-propelling probes that crawl inside the colon and grip its sides with the aid of sticky films."

The Transmigration of Timothy Archer - "...our findings suggest that Christian beliefs result in weakened neural coding of stimulus self-relatedness but enhanced neural activity underlying evaluative processes applied to self-referential stimuli."

The Zap Gun - "Aside from totally ganking the geeky gloating rights from the Wolverines, the Longhorns will use the laser to study astronomical phenomena in miniature (and probably take over the world in short order)."

The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch - "If laughter really is the best medicine, this hilarious tissue box will have you feeling better in no time."

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--- Dick-Headline --- Aliens Have Cool Light Shows, But The Government Has Better Drugs

"Praise for the wardens ready to fine anyone caught saying 'graphic design'." Half Man Half Biscuit, If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day (Cammell Laird Social Club, Probe Plus Records 2002)

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