Frolix-8

Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

From a 'blogzine'

Stability - "To say that this is a fuckwitted decision is an understatement."

Pay For The Printer - "...you really only need to understand one basic fact: you will never again be missing a piece from your chess set."

The Mold of Yancy - "The party I lead today in opposition, and which I hope to lead in government, is proudly Atlanticist." ( Whoever invented that A-word needs taking outside and shooting, now. )

Sales Pitch - "He hopes the pictures will encourage people to "loosen up" on the subject of death."

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Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

From an ambiguity anomaly on the Beeb Beeb Ceeb

The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch - "Thanks guys,.. we're doin' the antler dance tonight!"

We Can Build You - "Because Simroid’s realistic appearance and behavior motivate people to treat her like a human being, as opposed to an object, she helps dental trainees learn how to better communicate with patients."

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep ? - "Tissue culture and tissue engineering represent a new area for artistic engagement. These branches of biomedical research have a major influence on perceptions of body, self and medical thinking."

Eye In The Sky - "Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Moses had a body count."

Not By Its Cover - "A "spooky" image of a priest executed for treason over the Gunpowder Plot has appeared on a 17th century book thought to be bound in his skin..."

A Scanner Darkly ( or Half-Life 2...) - "The capability of the unit is phenomenal."

Galactic Pot-Healer - "Cyber University, the nation's only university to offer all classes only on the Internet, began offering a class on mobile phones Wednesday..."

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Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

It's that blog again

The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch - "Young men not having sex is one of the main reasons. They don't want to get hurt (dumped by human girls) so never advance past 2D girls."

Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said - ' "Good," gloated the second tax-fed parasite. "Good for you." '

The Man Who Japed - "A great work of art, depicting a modern Sisyphus."

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep ? - "The robot is so complicated that even for us, it's difficult to get it to move."

War Game - "Now the knuckle draggers are not just back; they are the new hard edge of the CIA, at the forefront of the war on terrorism."

The Zap Gun - "This should have been a huge headline with pictures of children running for their lives, as the evil alien-looking TASER saucers attack."

The Penultimate Truth - "テロリストや指名手配犯などの顔写真を予め登録してき、多数の人間のなかから特定の人物を探し出すことができる"

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Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

The Man Who Japed (or woman, in this case. She deserves some sort of award, not the sack! )- "Residents of London are reminded that there are other places in Britain outside your stinking shithole of a city, and if you removed your heads from your arses for just a couple of minutes, you may realise that the M25 is not the edge of the Earth"

The Man In The High Castle - "Difficult to fire accurately, the briefcase can easily put bullet holes into the calf of the firer, should he decide to fire the K on full auto while holding the case normally. Can you picture it?"

Foster, You're Dead ! - "The state said it is a danger to people living nearby and plan to demolish it. Tracy said it is no big deal and he is already looking for a new location for his next underground home. Tracy said he has built several underground homes."

Sales Pitch - "Buy one get one free: Three dozen Outlook add-ins....SpamBlazer eviscerates spam messages from your Outlook inbox for just $8"

The Crack In Space - "It is the first time that the largest of the great apes has been seen to use tools in an aggressive way."

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The Minority Report - Paperback Acrobat Writer

Oh IT, can you please check my Adobe file?
It’s two hundred pages, it might take a while.
I just can’t email it to all the staff, it just doesn't work -
I think it might be Acrobat Writer
Acrobat Writer...

Well I’ve checked your file and I’m afraid you’re right
It’s too big to send, it’s a load of shite
When you pdf it, does it reach the end? Or does your PC freeze?
I don’t think it’s Acrobat Writer
Acrobat Writer...

Acrobat Writer (Acrobat Writeeeerrrr…)

It's a hundred pages, give or take a few,
With fifty graphs and charts and ten-meg photos too.
Can you split it up and pdf each bit? A bit of work I know,
But I can’t think of something less shiter
Acrobat Writer...

I’ll try what you say, it sounds a lot of work
Why can’t you sort it out you lazy little berk?
And is this the reason my PC’s too slow? It’s been like this for weeks
How can you tell me it's not Acrobat Writer?
Acrobat Writer...

It's therapy, you know. With apologies to Lennon & McCartney, obviously.

Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

Hola, Ana Galvan

The Unreconstructed M - "Details are scant but it's said to stand (not roll) and a bust out a little dance with appropriately timed flashing lights."

The Crack In Space - "What we've found is not normal..."

The King of the Elves - "I had no choice. The choice was to watch my family killed before my eyes or go with these people, and I chose instead to run."

A Scanner Darkly - "News Corp. is reporting that firefighters are being asked by the Department of Homeland Security to spy inside people’s homes and businesses while in the line of duty of putting out fires."

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Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

Arigato, dannychoo

The Transmigration of Timothy Archer - "Show us these temples or we will dynamite the entire hillside."

The Crack in Space - "The wooden body was assembled with glue and bolts and is covered with five layers of waterproof and fire resistant lacquer."

Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said - "NO MEDIA ALLOWED."

Solar Lottery - "Hooking up through the internet, the two teams were able to share these monkey brain walking signals—for lack of a better term—in real time, streaming the neural impulses halfway across the world to a pair of robot legs that were programmed with corresponding movements."

A Scanner Darkly - "Seems music-related smuggling is fairly popular..."

Martian Time-Slip - "The chairman of the Daily Mail - that upstanding champion of morality in an era of declining values, as its leader columns might put it - is set to bring the paper's unique world view to an inner city school..."

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Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

Arigato, dannychoo

The Days of Perky Pat - "Are they serious? There are so many issues that are of greater importance than the gender of a giant foam doll."

Sales Pitch - "The subject of collective attention is central to an information age where millions of people are inundated with daily messages."

Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said - "The girl was babbling with her friend when the salary man told them that they should sit elsewhere..."

The Man Who Japed - "You can sign up for HOT action at any time."

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Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

Great pics, fucked-up blog name

Nanny - "Obstacle detection sensors allow the robot to safely perform its duties without running into people."

The Days of Perky Pat - "You can drive her around on her Segway with a wireless remote, and she comes with a solar powered key chain that does I know not what."

The Unreconstructed M - "The Climber"

Now Wait For Last Year - "After a week of taking a tablet a day, sleeping only four hours a night, then, thanks to the drug, waking up refreshed, Mark took his exams. He got a first..."

Clans of the Alphane Moon - "It was pretty lurid because I was actually taken to an institution dressed in my pinstripe suit."

The World Jones Made - "A micro mechanical change of paradigm in the age of borderless capital."

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Which PKD Story Are We In Today ?

Great pics, fucked-up blog name

Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said - "Who needs Russian hackers when you've got the UK government?"

Survey Team - “Life is written into the laws of nature.”

A Scanner Darkly - "Britain is the only country in Europe to use biometric technology extensively in schools."

The Zap Gun - "The rifle is expected to be a best seller on the global market."

Sales Pitch - "Only Heather Mills' actual footprint is smaller than mine."

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